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Why do Democrats nominate losers?

May 07, 2008 by Tristin | 3 Comments | No Trackbacks | Politics
The Democratic party seems keen on loosing again this year. Barack Obama swept to a convincing victory in the North Carolina primary Tuesday night and declared he was closing in on the Democratic presidential nomination. Hillary Rodham Clinton eked out a win in Indiana as she struggled to halt her rival's march into history. It seems now more than certain that the Democratic party will again nominate a star bucks drinking, far left liberal to lead us into yet another defeat. Has these people learned nothing from the last 30 years? Are Democratic voters really that far removed from reality to see they are making a huge fucking mistake?

Some Democrats say it don't mater who the candidate is because voter turn out is so high on the Democratic side. Did we so quickly forget the lessons of 1988 when Democrats turned out in far greater numbers than Republicans to nominate Michael Dukakis? They were sure they would win that one too. Blue collar America took one look at that limp wristed liberal pansy and said no thank you. Bush won that election in a land slide.

These voters also seem to forget John Kerry. A man who makes Richard Simmons look like Hulk Hogan. They were so sure their far left liberal darling would steamroll bush 2.0 and give the white house back to the jack ass party. John Kerry decided to take the high road and not respond to any negative attacks, and like the pansy bitch he is, he got swift boated and another 4 years of Bush followed. Taking the high road, gee that reminds me of someone, whoever could that be? Anyone starting to see a trend here? Of course you don't, because you have your heads so far up your collective asses you would not see the truth if it gave you a blow job.

The only Democrat in the last 30 years who has ever been able to win the white house is the one that could appeal to blue collar Regan Democrats. You know those people who Hillary is sweeping in every primary. So good luck to all you Democrats in the upcoming general election, because your gonna need it. I sure hope Obama can handle those 527 groups with their bottomless war chests better than he handled Hillary with her bankrupted campaign. But something tells me that's wishful thinking.

Attention Denver readers, The Aliens are coming..

May 05, 2008 by Tristin | 1 Comment | No Trackbacks | What the fuck?
A Denver man who wants the city to be prepared for space aliens is proposing a commission to deal with the matter. The assistant city attorney says he doesn't know what officials will ask about Jeff Peckman's , (pictured right), proposal during next week's "review and comment" meeting. Peckman says an 18-member commission would form a strategy "dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth." The 54-year-old Peckman also needs 4,000 signatures to get his proposal on the November ballot.

Wack Job, Party of one, your fucking table is ready. Now I'm not saying we are the only intelligent life in the universe. I'd like to think we are not alone, with that said, I don't think our friends from outerspace will be invading Denver anytime soon. I mean why in the world would they go to Denver, maybe New York, London, but Denver? Come on.. But then again, why not spend tax payer dollars securing the city of Denver against Alien Invasion. I mean if they do come, we certainly don't want to take any risk that Jeff Peckman is the first human they will meet.

Gay public display of affection, Call 911?

May 03, 2008 by Tristin | 2 Comments | No Trackbacks | US News
ABC's 20/20 ran a hidden camera segment recently about how folks in two very different towns reacted to public displays of affection by gays. First up is the very conservative town of Birmingham, Alabama followed by the very liberal town of Verona, New Jersey. What what happens when one person calls 911 to report this as a crime.

Get your stolen digital device back everytime!

May 03, 2008 by Tristin | 1 Comment | No Trackbacks | Technology
Stolen iPods, lost cameras, and misplaced smart phones are now a thing of the past. You can now install a free program called iHound on your digital devices and sync them with your computer. If anyone steals your digital device and tries to plug it into their computer, you get notified by email containing their name and ip address. Just what the police need to get your shit back. Scott from TechNow explains the service in the video below. You can download this free program by visiting the iHound web site.

American Bigots for the Military

May 02, 2008 by Tristin | 1 Comment | No Trackbacks | Civil Rights
Well the bigots are out in force and at it again. A conservative lobby group is urging Congress to reject legislation that would repeal "Don't Ask, Don' Tell", the ban on gays and lesbians serving openly in the military. The Military Readiness Enhancement Act which would repeal the decade old DADT has bipartisan support and hearings are expected to be held this year. Americans For The Military, part of the conservative Center for Military Readiness, is circulating a petition online to pressure members of Congress to maintain the ban. Below is their new video which has been posted on YouTube. Don't bother trying to leave a comment on their video as they have comments blocked. Gee, I wonder why that is?

Lesbians sue Lesbians over Lesbians!

Apr 30, 2008 by Tristin | 1 Comment | No Trackbacks | World News
A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world's gay women. Three islanders from Lesbos - home of the ancient poet Sappho, (Pictured Right), who praised love between women - have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name. One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, "insults the identity" of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.

Also called Mytilene, after its capital, Lesbos is famed as the birthplace of Sappho. The island is a favored holiday destination for gay women, particularly the lyric poet's reputed home town of Eressos. Sappho lived from the late 7th to the early 6th century B.C. and is considered one of the greatest poets of antiquity. Many of her poems, written in the first person and intended to be accompanied by music, contain passionate references to love for other women. The word lesbian has only been linked with gay women in the past few decades, but residents of Lesbos have been called Lesbians for thousands of years.

I don't really have an opinion on this one way another. The one thing I will say is that these people are crazy if they think that gay women will ever stop calling them selfs Lesbians. So I don't really see the point of the law suit or what they hope to accomplish here.

Gay Cannibal cuts off a leg and makes some beef stew!

Apr 29, 2008 by Tristin | 6 Comments | No Trackbacks | What the fuck?
Anthony Francis Morley, 35, of Bexley Place, Harehills, Leeds, was charged with the murder of Damian Oldfield, (pictured right), between Wednesday, April 23, and Thursday, April 24. He allegedly picked up the victim, took him home, murdered him, and then cut meat from Oldfield’s leg, cubed it, and cooked it in a stew. Authorities were not certain if Morley actually consumed any of the meat cut from Oldfield’s body. Police say they do not know how Oldfield and Morley met and have appealed to the gay community for help.

Well that's one way to save money on the sky rocketing price of food these days. Prosecutors appearing at Leeds Magistrates Court asked that Morley be remanded in custody and said any applications for bail would be opposed. Morley's representative made no application. Ya, because I'm so sure it would have been approved. The accused, dressed in a light grey tracksuit and with his right hand and arm heavily bandaged, spoke only to confirm his address and age. Gee, I really hope this guy likes prison food. Then again, prison is one hell of a meat market, I'm sure he will get along just fine.

It Could Be Worse

Apr 26, 2008 by Matty | 1 Comment | No Trackbacks | Politics
For all of you out there still moaning about Obama's nutty preacher and "bitter" comments, take a look at what a REAL campaign screw-up looks like.May I present to you Tony Zirkle, 2008 candidate for the Republican nomination for a House seat in his home of Northwestern Indiana, who made the somewhat misguided decision to campaign for votes by showing up to speak at a white supremacist commemoration of Adolf Hitler's bday. Oops....

But as if showing up wasn't bad enough, Zirkle also gave a speech in which he spoke of white women being taken into slavery in Israel and accused Jewish bookstores of using pornography (or as he refers to it on his website "the porn dragon") to spread STD's as a form of genocide against the white race. Yeah, kinda puts this whole "bitter" voters crap into perspective, doesn't it?

Oh oh, it gets better I promise. When asked about his rationale for showing up at the event Zirkle said, "I'll speak before any group that invites me...I've spoken on an African-American radio station in Atlanta." Yeah Tony, thats totally the same thing isn't it? I mean Neo-Nazis throwing a Hitler B-day party and Black Radio are like 2 sides of the same coin when you really think about it. You know I bet some of your best friends are black too huh?

After being asked what he thought of the white supremacist group, Zirkle said, that he really didn't know much about the group to either favor or oppose them but that he didn't believe that the other participants at the celebration were Nazis but rather members of the National Socialists Workers Party. ....Hmmm note to self: Buy Tony Zirkle a dictionary. And perhaps, while I'm at the store, I'll pick up some glasses too so Tony might be able to see the Nazi flags, Swastika arm bands, Hitler tee-shirts, as well as the 12 ft photo of Adolf Hitler hanging behind the speaker's podium with the giant "Happy Birthday Hitler" banner taped across it.

(Oh,did I mention this was all caught on video)

Really though, is this guy kidding? At this point why is he even trying to lie about this?I mean, we're not talk about vague sound bites about "bitter" voters clinging to Jesus. This is people in Nazi costumes celebrating the murderer of 6 million European Jews. You can't spin that, I'm sorry. Just accept your award for "Worst Political Campaign Ever" (sorry Guiliani) and call it a day.

Big Brother 9 James gets off with guys

Apr 07, 2008 by Tristin | 4 Comments | No Trackbacks | Entertainment
Big Brother house guest “Crazy James”, the homeless guy with pink hair that rides his bicycle around the world has had his gay porn past with DirtyBoyVideo revealed through the power of the Internet. So far, it’s known that he has done solo work and also made out with and given and received oral sex from another guy, and it seems that this is just the tip of the iceberg.



Check out one of his photos here! You can download his porn video here! Enjoy boys and girls. These are not work friendly.

Madonna, Justin, and Timbaland : 4 minutes (FIXED)

Apr 04, 2008 by Tristin | Add comment | No Trackbacks | New Music
“4 Minutes” , previously known as “4 Minutes to Save the World”, was the first single to be released from Madonna’s 11th studio album, Hard Candy. The song is co-written by, and features, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. The music video was filmed in London from January 30 to February 2, 2008 with Timberlake and Timbaland, directed by French duo Jonas & François. Here is the official video.

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